Killer English

Killer English 

• All of you stand in a straight circle.
• There is no wind in the balloon.
• The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).

To a boy, Angrily..

• I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?

While punishing students:

• You, rotate the ground four times...
• You, go and understand the tree...
• You three of you stand together separately.
• Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

While addressing students about Dress Code

• Every body should wear dress to college
• Boys no proplum
• Girls are pig proplum .. (pig=big)
• Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
• Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to wear ...... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

Proffesor at his best:

• Proffesor had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

• Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
• Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
• Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
• Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
• You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
• "Both of u three get out of the class."
• Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
• Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
• Take 5 cm wire of any length....

some dialogs from the college

• Once Proffesor had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
• "This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
• "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "